Sorry for the hiatus but I have been away learning from the most enlightened whores. I have learned many things that I will now share with you on our Whore-O-Scopes.
This will be a rather daring week for you. You will be propositioned by Siamese midgets. My suggestion is for you to say no. Unfortunately the alcohol will dictate otherwise. Gang-Bang/Train(wreck) quickly come to mind.
A slow week. I mean REALLY slow. Time for a hands on approach.
Charity is not always a good thing. Sometimes the free stuff is not always the good stuff. A lesson that will be learned sooner rather than later.
Lil Wayne and Trina are 2 people that come to mind as I overlook the bedroom forecast for you this week. Wash the sheets because those damn pubic lice don’t go away easily.
Time to take a different approach on things. Take the lead and see what happens. One of two results are guaranteed. They will love you….or get a restraining order against you.
There will be a third party in the mix of your sex life. Unfortunately it will be your partner and another excluding you. Sorry.
This week is a wash. Catch up on some other chores you’ve been neglecting because there is one chore you will NOT be doing.
Good week for you. Be sure to wash after each turn though. Sharing funk is not a great thing.
This is the time to ask that special person. Make sure it is after drink number 3.
Read Capricorn’s Whore-O-Scope. Then decide if you will drink number 3.
That little experiment will be life changing. Be careful of what you agree to.
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